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Monday, December 10, 2018

Review: Minecraft Pig Controller, Xbox One


I was so pumped to receive this gift from my wishlist!

I had really wanted a pink controller, but most of the custom ones are astronomically expensive. 

The controller comes with 2 AA batteries and the controller. 

Positive:

I don't think the images do it justice for just how cute it is. 

It has a 3.5mm jack (which all new controller do)but since I have been using the microsoft issued controller that came with my xbox one when I purchased it 4 years ago- this was a major bonus. 

Works great, have had zero issues with it connecting or working properly. 

Negative:

Because the joysticks are a very light color AND they have the matte texture, they are almost impossible to clean. I had been making some topical balm and had put some on my hands to test, not realizing that the turmeric might bleed onto the controller. I initially thought it was no big deal and grabbed some alcohol to clean off. Well, because of the matte like texture, even alcohol won't get into the crevices. so am probably going to have to use a brush or something to clean it. This bummed me way out. 

Microsoft is so greedy they still include AA batteries with these controllers- knowing damn well everyone who plays regularly has a plug and play pack. The fact that these controllers (at $45-$100 each) do not INCLUDE rechargeable battery packs makes me furious. I already had one from my other controller but now if I want to play split screen someone is going to have to use regular batteries. 

Final Thoughts:

So, overall- I *DO* recommend this controller. Its adorable and does what it's supposed to do. If you are looking for a really cute controller or are a big fan of minecraft- definitely give it a try! Hopefully microsoft will get on board with the batteries, and be careful with staining the joysticks, but otherwise- it's a great controller! 

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Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Writing Challenge: October 30th 2018


Challenge: Describe a funeral from a dead person's point of view
Written by: Princess Pea
Level of Stoned: Strong 6
Strain of choice: Moby Dick

Faces and bodies that never cared before now standing on a podium speaking my name.

Coworkers politely taking turns talking about how loved and missed I was. Two I had never even met. 

Cousins who never called and hadn’t seen me in years crying and praying and carrying on. 

Watching your own funeral is a fucking trip. 

I leaned against the giant tree in the cemetery, because I couldn’t leave the area my physical body was. 

I thought I was miserable when I was confined to that body. I thought I hated that body. I thought that body was a curse. 

And now I have a body nobody can see. 

My mom wiped her eyes and I wanted to cry. I wanted to scream. I wanted to tell her that I’m sorry and that I loved her and that I fucking tried so hard to be who she wanted me to be. 

But she can’t see me. 

The pastor I didn’t know began to speak words from a book I didn’t care about. 

Slowly, one by one, people left roses over my grave and then they left. 

My sister, the one I held on for so long for, she took the longest. Her wails and sobs shook through this celestial space that I occupied. 

But she didn’t know I could see. 

I stood behind the men with shovels who covered my grave while another group picked up the chairs. Before too long it was just me, standing over a fresh pile of dirt where underneath the earth I was already beginning to decay. 

I was born early. My mom said it was like no matter what, I had just decided that I was going to be born. 

My death was the same. 

And now in my afterlife I am all alone. 

For eternity.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Writing Challenge: October 23rd 2018



Challenge: Describe a thunderstorm without using the sense of hearing
Written by: Princess Pea
Level of Stoned: 8.5
Strain of choice: Green Crack + Pain Tincture

The rain poured over my face. Despite being the middle of the day, the sky was dark. The ground trembled beneath my feet. Trees shook and blew from left to right. The sky would light up brilliantly every few moments, colors of white and blue and purple, bringing a terrifying but beautiful break to the darkness.

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